Right, well.

Because I can:

• Holy Fuck’s Latin is stellar. Instrumental album of the year, probably one of the top 10 across the board, and this has been a very good year.

• Kanye’s “Power” is a awesome return to form. I don’t care if people think he’s an asshole (or if he’s actually an asshole), the man is an incredibly talented performer, and one of the brightest stars in hip-hop.

• I started listening to Jawbreaker again. Bivouac is a stellar album, and not just because Chesterfield King is one of the best punk/emo songs ever written. Why did these guys languish while Green Day flourished? I call shenanigans.

• Katy Perry’s new single “California Girls” wins an award for hate/love. I hate everything about the production, lyrics, beat, attitude. I love the kinda-disco guitar part that’s in the bridge and chorus. It’s like a tootsie roll pop, except instead of being wrapped in a candy shell, it’s wrapped in mint-flavored electrical tape.

• Speaking of Jawbreaker, listen to Braid if you haven’t already. I wish I went to their reunion shows…

• I finally burned myself a Mountain Goats CD, The Sunset Tree. Okay, I finally get it, and I look forward to getting more into it as the summer goes on. And “This Year” is as good as everyone says.

The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me is so much better than you remember.

• Johnny Foreigner’s new single is fucking amazing. Amazing to the point I’m actually going to upload it as soon as I hit the Create Post button. Watch me go.