Dear Julian Casablancas, »

Stop whining like a goddamn child, get in the studio, make a new album, and ROCK OUR WORLD AGAIN. Like you did back before you made a stupid solo album. Who the hell wants a stupid solo album when we could have another Strokes album? We’ve had at least three now, plus a few random-ass side projects. Shit, man, I’d be okay with another First Impressions, at least that had a couple tunes on it. Just, stop waffling about like a feather duster, and make the album. Christ.

Sincerely,

JMN